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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,394thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,655thLargest Black Market: 2,664th
The Pimphood of
New York Times Democracy
Achieve
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Pimps Inc

Population14.433 billion

CapitalAchievement City
LeaderPresident Howard Ratner
FaithThe Way of the Tower of Pimps

CurrencyPimp Peso
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Pimphood of Pimps Inc is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Howard Ratner with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.433 billion Pimps enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achievement City. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pimpin economy, worth a remarkable 2,642 trillion Pimp Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,099 Pimp Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, there is something rotten in the state of Pimps Inc, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimps Inc's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way of the Tower of Pimps.

Pimps Inc is ranked 200,243rd in the world and 17th in Cobalt Network for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.88 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,394thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,655thLargest Black Market: 2,664thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,804thMost Armed: 3,049thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,676thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,807thLowest Crime Rates: 4,467thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,712thMost Developed: 5,089thHighest Economic Output: 5,112thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,322ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,598thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,200thMost Cultured: 6,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,418thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,503rdSmartest Citizens: 6,577thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,597thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,300thLargest Governments: 7,599thHighest Average Incomes: 7,964thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,010thMost Efficient Economies: 9,015thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,599thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,875thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,887thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,136thLargest Populations: 14,977thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,466thBest Weather: 15,718thMost Stationary: 17,990thMost Secular: 18,320thMost Influential: 18,567th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Pimps Inc's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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