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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,297th Most Efficient Economies: 2,986th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,987th
The Pimphood of
New York Times Democracy
Achieve
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Pimps Inc

Population11.58 billion

CapitalAchievement City
LeaderPresident Upgrayyed
FaithThe Way of the Tower of Pimps

CurrencyPimp Peso
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Pimphood of Pimps Inc is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Upgrayyed with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.58 billion Pimps enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achievement City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pimpin economy, worth a remarkable 1,887 trillion Pimp Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 162,986 Pimp Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and Pimps are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimps Inc's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way of the Tower of Pimps.

Pimps Inc is ranked 95,731st in the world and 23rd in Cobalt Network for Most Inclusive, scoring 101.04 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,297thMost Efficient Economies: 2,986thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,987thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,796thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,006thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,390thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,534thLowest Crime Rates: 4,689thMost Developed: 5,614thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,995thHighest Economic Output: 6,414thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,728thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,837thMost Cultured: 6,868thSmartest Citizens: 6,881stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,430thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,502ndLargest Black Market: 7,606thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,684thLargest Governments: 7,985thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 9,929thHighest Average Incomes: 10,309thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,754thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,096thHealthiest Citizens: 11,301stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,880thRudest Citizens: 13,091stHighest Drug Use: 14,584thLargest Populations: 16,506thMost Secular: 17,062nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

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