The Pimphood of Pimps Inc is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Howard Ratner with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.433 billion Pimps enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achievement City. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pimpin economy, worth a remarkable 2,642 trillion Pimp Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,099 Pimp Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, there is something rotten in the state of Pimps Inc, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimps Inc's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way of the Tower of Pimps.

Pimps Inc is ranked 200,243^rd in the world and 17^th in Cobalt Network for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.88 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.