Population | 15.56 billion |
Capital | Achievement City |
Leader | President Howard Ratner |
Faith | The Way of the Tower of Pimps |
Currency | Pimp Peso |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Pimphood of Pimps Inc is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Howard Ratner with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 15.56 billion Pimps enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achievement City. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pimpin economy, worth a remarkable 2,840 trillion Pimp Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,568 Pimp Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, there is something rotten in the state of Pimps Inc, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimps Inc's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way of the Tower of Pimps.
Pimps Inc is ranked 3,158th in the world and 2nd in Cobalt Network for Largest Black Market, with 821 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
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Pimps Inc's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
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Pimps Inc relocated from Lazarus to Cobalt Network.
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Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Pimps Inc's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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Pimps Inc's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.