The Pimphood of Pimps Inc is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Upgrayyed with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.594 billion Pimps enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achievement City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pimpin economy, worth a remarkable 1,890 trillion Pimp Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 163,022 Pimp Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and Pimps are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimps Inc's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way of the Tower of Pimps.

Pimps Inc is ranked 6,395^th in the world and 4^th in Cobalt Network for Highest Economic Output, with 1,890 trillion Standard Monetary Units.