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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,295th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,987th Most Efficient Economies: 2,989th
The Pimphood of
New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Pimps Inc

Population11.594 billion

CapitalAchievement City
LeaderPresident Upgrayyed
FaithThe Way of the Tower of Pimps

CurrencyPimp Peso
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Pimphood of Pimps Inc is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Upgrayyed with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.594 billion Pimps enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achievement City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pimpin economy, worth a remarkable 1,890 trillion Pimp Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 163,022 Pimp Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and Pimps are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimps Inc's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way of the Tower of Pimps.

Pimps Inc is ranked 6,395th in the world and 4th in Cobalt Network for Highest Economic Output, with 1,890 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,295thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,987thMost Efficient Economies: 2,989thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,796thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,013thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,398thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,520thLowest Crime Rates: 4,687thMost Developed: 5,608thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,016thHighest Economic Output: 6,395thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,728thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,845thMost Cultured: 6,850thSmartest Citizens: 6,870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,422ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,488thLargest Black Market: 7,536thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,674thLargest Governments: 7,980thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 9,913thHighest Average Incomes: 10,320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,734thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,821stHealthiest Citizens: 11,299thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,162ndRudest Citizens: 12,699thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,883rdHighest Drug Use: 14,528thLargest Populations: 16,484thMost Secular: 17,104th
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

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