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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,400thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,656thLargest Black Market: 2,662nd
The Pimphood of
New York Times Democracy
Achieve
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Pimps Inc

Population14.428 billion

CapitalAchievement City
LeaderPresident Howard Ratner
FaithThe Way of the Tower of Pimps

CurrencyPimp Peso
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Pimphood of Pimps Inc is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Howard Ratner with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.428 billion Pimps enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achievement City. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pimpin economy, worth a remarkable 2,641 trillion Pimp Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,099 Pimp Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, there is something rotten in the state of Pimps Inc, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimps Inc's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way of the Tower of Pimps.

Pimps Inc is ranked 3,670th in the world and 4th in Cobalt Network for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 15,685.71 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,400thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,656thLargest Black Market: 2,662ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,801stMost Armed: 3,044thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,670thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,810thLowest Crime Rates: 4,468thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,713thMost Developed: 5,099thHighest Economic Output: 5,122ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,320thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,596thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,210thMost Cultured: 6,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,418thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,505thSmartest Citizens: 6,585thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,598thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,328thLargest Governments: 7,599thHighest Average Incomes: 7,964thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,997thMost Efficient Economies: 9,008thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,585thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,845thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,119thLargest Populations: 14,984thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,462ndBest Weather: 15,713thMost Stationary: 17,995thMost Secular: 18,247thMost Influential: 18,563rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Pimps Inc's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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