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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,626thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,642ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,825th
The Pimphood of
New York Times Democracy
Achieve
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Pimps Inc

Population15.56 billion

CapitalAchievement City
LeaderPresident Howard Ratner
FaithThe Way of the Tower of Pimps

CurrencyPimp Peso
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Pimphood of Pimps Inc is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Howard Ratner with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 15.56 billion Pimps enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achievement City. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pimpin economy, worth a remarkable 2,840 trillion Pimp Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,568 Pimp Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, there is something rotten in the state of Pimps Inc, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimps Inc's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way of the Tower of Pimps.

Pimps Inc is ranked 3,158th in the world and 2nd in Cobalt Network for Largest Black Market, with 821 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,626thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,642ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,825thLargest Black Market: 3,158thMost Armed: 3,307thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,861stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,122ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,652ndHighest Economic Output: 5,092ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,201stMost Developed: 5,310thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,880thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,904thMost Cultured: 6,460thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,785thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,799thSmartest Citizens: 6,867thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,963rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,999thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,725thLargest Governments: 8,040thHighest Average Incomes: 8,527thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,864thMost Efficient Economies: 9,847thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,330thHealthiest Citizens: 11,632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,717thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,724thLargest Populations: 14,748thBest Weather: 17,247thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,604thMost Secular: 19,077th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pimps Inc's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Pimps Inc relocated from Lazarus to Cobalt Network.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Pimps Inc's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Pimps Inc's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Pimps Inc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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