The Pimphood of Pimps Inc is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Howard Ratner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.201 billion Pimps enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achievement City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pimpin economy, worth a remarkable 2,633 trillion Pimp Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,446 Pimp Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, there is something rotten in the state of Pimps Inc, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pimps Inc's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way of the Tower of Pimps.

Pimps Inc is ranked 10,971^st in the world and 6^th in Cobalt Network for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.11 Years.