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Most Authoritarian: 7,392ndMost Conservative: 19,388thMost Income Equality: 22,106th
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Piltover Preservation Authority

Population32 million


The Dictatorship of Piltover Preservation Authority is a small, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32 million Piltover Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped a Piltover Citizen economy, worth 1.07 trillion Hexcredits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,361 Hexcredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relationship guidance consists of "lie back and think of Piltover Preservation Authority", the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the a Piltover Citizen language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piltover Preservation Authority's national animal is the Poro.

Piltover Preservation Authority is ranked 242,176th in the world and 11,559th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 56 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Authoritarian: 7,392ndTop
Most Conservative: 19,388thMost Income Equality: 22,106th
Most Authoritarian: 412th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 658th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 905th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,077th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,118th in the region

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