Population | 3.128 billion |
Capital | Silona |
Leader | Losina |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | pilosinia |
Animal | swan |
The Holy Pink Lucky Christmas of Pilosina is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Losina with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.128 billion Pilosinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Pilosinan economy, worth 318 trillion pilosinias a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,922 pilosinias, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pilosina's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Pilosina is ranked 27,699th in the world and 17th in MJT for Nicest Citizens, with 20.14 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pilosina's influence in MJT fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
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Pilosina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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Pilosina, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
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Pilosina, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
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Pilosina, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
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Pilosina, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
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Pilosina, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
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Pilosina lodged a message on the MJT Regional Message Board.
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Pilosina, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
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Pilosina, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.