by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,929th
The Holy Imperial Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For the Greater Good. No matter the Cost.
Minister of the Interior / Senator
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.718 billion

CapitalEmain Ablach
LeaderHis Majesty of House Johgs
FaithCenaesian Druidism

AnimalPillow Pet

The Holy Imperial Commonwealth of Pillowlandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by His Majesty of House Johgs with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.718 billion Pillowlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emain Ablach. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pillowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion pillowmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,212 pillowmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pillowlandia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, the government spends billions to protect Pillowlandia from a disaster that is one in a million, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pillowlandia's national animal is the Pillow Pet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cenaesian Druidism.

Pillowlandia is ranked 13,419th in the world and 7th in The Democratic Commonwealth for Most Average, scoring 50.73 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,929thLargest Governments: 4,087thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,821stMost Inclusive: 4,900thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,980thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,343rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,646thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,090thHealthiest Citizens: 6,125thMost Cultured: 6,495thHighest Average Incomes: 6,652ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,460thLowest Crime Rates: 7,942ndMost Developed: 8,227thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,230thHighest Economic Output: 8,546thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,746thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,869thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,160thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,461stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,683rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,714thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,851stSmartest Citizens: 11,038thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,383rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,694thMost Influential: 13,350thMost Average: 13,419thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,668thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,721stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,069thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,470th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the region

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