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Most Ignorant Citizens: 171stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 195thMost Rebellious Youth: 201st
The Confederacy of
Father Knows Best State
It's animal behavior
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Pigs Sheep and Wolves

Population28.845 billion


The Confederacy of Pigs Sheep and Wolves is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.845 billion PSWines are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong PSWinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,487 trillion treats a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Soda Sales, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,558 treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

"It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Pigs Sheep and Wolves's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pigs Sheep and Wolves is ranked 238,225th in the world and 165th in South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -23.07 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 171stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 195thMost Rebellious Youth: 201stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 225thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 234thMost Primitive: 378thLargest Black Market: 494thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 505thFattest Citizens: 709thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,017thHighest Crime Rates: 1,506thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,883rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,990thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,521stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,615thLargest Populations: 2,862ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,113thBest Weather: 4,678thMost Devout: 4,811thLargest Retail Industry: 5,434thLargest Governments: 7,847thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,663rdMost Armed: 9,409thRudest Citizens: 10,791stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,882ndTop
Most Influential: 12,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,003rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,436thMost Inclusive: 16,864thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,791stHighest Drug Use: 19,615thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,667th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the region

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