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Most Developed: 1,081stLowest Crime Rates: 1,098thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,310th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Have a... nice day
Pine Apple Smoothie
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Pietopia

Population19.459 billion

CapitalGreen-Apple
LeaderPine Apple Smoothie

CurrencyFishtusk
AnimalNamuh

The Kingdom of Pietopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pine Apple Smoothie with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.459 billion Almond-Milkieses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Green-Apple. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pietopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,538 trillion Fishtusks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,869 Fishtusks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and the official Pietopian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pietopia's national animal is the Namuh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pietopia is ranked 242,989th in the world and 5,876th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -664.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Developed: 1,081stLowest Crime Rates: 1,098thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,310thHealthiest Citizens: 1,313thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,724thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,734thMost Stationary: 1,736thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,348thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,357thSmartest Citizens: 2,379thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,590thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,763rdLargest Governments: 3,064thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,248thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,564thHighest Economic Output: 3,678thMost Cultured: 3,734thMost Inclusive: 4,304thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,645thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,725thBest Weather: 5,067thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,808thLargest Populations: 8,110thHighest Average Incomes: 8,758thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,451stMost Secular: 9,603rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,875thMost Efficient Economies: 9,893rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,347thSafest: 11,191stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,660thMost Influential: 11,852ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,551stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,692nd
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Most Stationary: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 106th in the regionMost Inclusive: 114th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 121st in the regionBest Weather: 121st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 131st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 132nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 207th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 226th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 226th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 233rd in the regionMost Secular: 250th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 250th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 280th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 301st in the regionSafest: 314th in the regionRudest Citizens: 593rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pietopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Pietopia, the official Pietopian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Pietopia, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Pietopia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Pietopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Pietopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Pietopia, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Pietopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Pietopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Pietopia, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.

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