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Largest Populations: 753rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,411thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,816th
The Catholic Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
The sentry of Vatican
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Pied Piperlandia

Population35.653 billion

CapitalFlute Centralia
LeaderThe Prelature Pope


The Catholic Kingdom of Pied Piperlandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Prelature Pope with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 35.653 billion Pied Pipers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flute Centralia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The powerhouse Pied Piperlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,111 trillion flutes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,211 flutes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 176,055 per year while the poor average 15,612, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Concussed ratball players cannot remember their lineup position, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, and international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pied Piperlandia's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Pied Piperlandia is ranked 36,551st in the world and 5th in Vatican for Most Pro-Market, scoring 67 on the Rand Index.

Largest Populations: 753rdTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,411thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,816thMost Influential: 6,384thMost Primitive: 6,786thHighest Economic Output: 6,867thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,754thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,082ndBest Weather: 15,194thLargest Black Market: 16,653rd
Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the region

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