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Most Influential: 2,404thMost Stationary: 8,693rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,106th
The Principality of
Left-Leaning College State
Drink together, lead together!
Me
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Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Pichtonia

Population10.998 billion

CapitalPridetown
LeaderMe
FaithBrewdaism

CurrencyPeanut
AnimalFairy

The Principality of Pichtonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 10.998 billion Pichtos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pridetown. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pichto economy, worth 397 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 36,158 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary Pridetown bus driver, and Pichtos incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pichtonia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Brewdaism.

Pichtonia is ranked 141,117th in the world and 436th in Europeia for Rudest Citizens, with 44.33 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Influential: 2,404thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,693rdTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,106thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,144th
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Most Stationary: 34th in the region

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