The Fantabulousness of Pichtonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 15.124 billion Pichtos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pridetown. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Pichto economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Peanuts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 74,014 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nose plugs are the latest Pichto fashion accessory, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pichtonia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Brewdaism.

Pichtonia is ranked 280,377^th in the world and 507^th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 1.09 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.