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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,913thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,977thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,296th
The Democratic States of
Left-wing Utopia
Yeetus thy fetus
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Piano atoll

Population549 million

CapitalVestris Island

CurrencyCrab dollarido
AnimalCrab

The Democratic States of Piano atoll is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 549 million Pianians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vestris Island. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pianian economy, worth 36.9 trillion Crab dollaridoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is 67,215 Crab dollaridoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piano atoll's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Piano atoll is ranked 8,473rd in the world and 156th in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,913thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,977thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,296thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,962ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,473rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,287thTop
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Best Weather: 11,011thNicest Citizens: 11,432ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,548thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,765thMost Pacifist: 14,345thMost Inclusive: 14,666thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,930thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,116thMost Influential: 16,057thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,687thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,802ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,642ndSafest: 19,024thHealthiest Citizens: 20,016thMost Cultured: 20,155th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 88th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 111th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 170th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Piano atoll was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Piano atoll was endorsed by The Holy Blue NationStates of HumanSanity.
  • : Piano atoll was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Piano atoll, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Piano atoll, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Piano atoll, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Piano atoll, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Piano atoll, the Piano atoll Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Piano atoll was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Piano atoll, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs.

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