The Free Land of Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bri with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.787 billion Pi Ttamgwa Nunmulians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of seungli. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pi Ttamgwa Nunmulian economy, worth 133 trillion Gems a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 74,528 Gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no more heroes any more, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul's national animal is the Anteater, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul is ranked 75,669^th in the world and 2,570^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.