The Free Land of Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 536 million Pi Ttamgwa Nunmulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of seungli. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pi Ttamgwa Nunmulian economy, worth 37.6 trillion Gems a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,108 Gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, and there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul's national animal is the Anteater, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul is ranked 26,793^rd in the world and 995^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.