The Republic of Phualand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ethan with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.304 billion Phuanese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Phua. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phualandian economy, worth 177 trillion Phua dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,084 Phua dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, the arms industry is strictly regulated, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Phualand's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phualand is ranked 11,769^th in the world and 542^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.44 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.