The Republic of Phualand is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ethan with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.213 billion Phuanese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Phua. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phualandian economy, worth 357 trillion Phua dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,570 Phua dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Phualand, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Phualand's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Phualand is ranked 83,014^th in the world and 5,092^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 788.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.