The Enslaved Plebs of Phreedom Land is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 819 million Phreedom Landite Slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pound Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.5%.

The very strong Phreedom Slave economy, worth 93.8 trillion Beatings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,574 Beatings, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, a soldier's body is a temple, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phreedom Land's national animal is the Pleb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Phreedom Land is ranked 265,748^th in the world and 279^th in The Western Isles for Fattest Citizens, with 5.93 Obesity Rate.