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Most Conservative: 1,172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,883rdNudest: 4,056th
The Enslaved Plebs of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Pain Is Love, Pain Is Life
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Phreedom Land

Population819 million

CapitalPound Town
LeaderMaster

CurrencyBeating
AnimalPleb

The Enslaved Plebs of Phreedom Land is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 819 million Phreedom Landite Slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pound Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.5%.

The very strong Phreedom Slave economy, worth 93.8 trillion Beatings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,574 Beatings, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, a soldier's body is a temple, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phreedom Land's national animal is the Pleb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Phreedom Land is ranked 265,748th in the world and 279th in The Western Isles for Fattest Citizens, with 5.93 Obesity Rate.

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Most Conservative: 1,172ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,883rdNudest: 4,056thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,231stMost Patriotic: 4,346thMost Authoritarian: 4,698thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,802ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,585thMost Avoided: 7,631stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,199thMost Devout: 11,811thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,292ndLargest Black Market: 16,193rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,196thLargest Mining Sector: 20,368thLargest Governments: 22,756thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,441stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,195thLowest Crime Rates: 26,969thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,375thMost Extreme: 27,698th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Phreedom Land, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Phreedom Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Phreedom Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Phreedom Land, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Phreedom Land, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in Phreedom Land, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media.
  • : Following new legislation in Phreedom Land, black tea is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Phreedom Land, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Phreedom Land, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Phreedom Land, the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby".

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