The National Republic of Phoenxia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Reikmenster Malekski with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.82 billion Phoenxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kassau. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Phoenxian economy, worth 940 trillion Phönixmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 106,684 Phönixmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Governments opposing Phoenxia are beset by rebels, it's best to decline if Reikmenster Malekski offers to buy a round of drinks, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoenxia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Phoenixian Orthodoxy.

Phoenxia is ranked 18,911^th in the world and 3^rd in Markion for Most Influential, scoring 2,447 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.