The National Republic of Phoenxia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Reikmenster Malekski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.67 billion Phoenxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kassau. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Phoenxian economy, worth 500 trillion Phönixmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,223 Phönixmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoenxia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Phoenixian Orthodoxy.

Phoenxia is ranked 56,417^th in the world and 8^th in Markion for Most Secular, with 23.86 Atheism Rate.