Population | 5.617 billion |
Capital | Kassau |
Leader | Reikmenster Malekski |
Faith | Phoenixian Orthodoxy |
Currency | Phönixmark |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The National Republic of Phoenxia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Reikmenster Malekski with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.617 billion Phoenxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kassau. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Phoenxian economy, worth 582 trillion Phönixmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,677 Phönixmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoenxia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Phoenixian Orthodoxy.
Phoenxia is ranked 30,441st in the world and 6th in Markion for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,278.7 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Phoenxia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Phoenxia, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
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Phoenxia, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
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Phoenxia, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
- : Following new legislation in
Phoenxia, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
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Phoenxia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
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Phoenxia, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
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Phoenxia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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Phoenxia, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
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Phoenxia, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Reikmenster Malekski For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Reikmenster Malekski's supporters.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.