The Military Contractors of Phoenix Dynamix is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Player of The Phoenix Milita with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.4 billion Phoenix Dynamixians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Area 51. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.5%.

The powerhouse Phoenix Dynamixian economy, worth 560 trillion shell casings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 59,663 shell casings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,824 per year while the poor average 13,951, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The Player of The Phoenix Milita wears an armoured gauntlet, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime is moderate. Phoenix Dynamix's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporate Deification.

Phoenix Dynamix is ranked 81,729^th in the world and 2^nd in Johnified States of America for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 192,825 Standard Monetary Units.