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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,070th Most Efficient Economies: 1,396th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,751st
The Grand Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Imperium ab omni populo reguntur.
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Phoenix2012

Population10.957 billion

CapitalPhoenixia
LeaderEmpress Lilliť
FaithLillytasticism

CurrencyDiamond
AnimalL' Fenix

The Grand Empire of Phoenix2012 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Lilliť with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.957 billion Phoenixians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenixia. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phoenixian economy, worth a remarkable 2,442 trillion Diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,903 Diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and Empress Lilliť's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoenix2012's national animal is the L' Fenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lillytasticism.

Phoenix2012 is ranked 141,529th in the world and 1st in L Imperium for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 19.86 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top
1%
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,070thMost Efficient Economies: 1,396thTop
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,751stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,351stLowest Crime Rates: 2,756thLargest Governments: 3,492ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,575thHighest Economic Output: 3,615thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,546thMost Developed: 4,885thMost Cultured: 4,999thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,133rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,438thMost Inclusive: 5,512thSafest: 5,642ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,731stLargest Insurance Industry: 5,819thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,938thSmartest Citizens: 6,201stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,522ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,048thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,294thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,350thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,406thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,766thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,516thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,961stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,604thLargest Retail Industry: 10,624thMost Devout: 10,891stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,924thNudest: 11,338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,855thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,376thLargest Populations: 13,067thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,287thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,392nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, Empress Lilliť's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
  • : Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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