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Least Corrupt Governments: 402nd Most Advanced Public Education: 668th Largest Publishing Industry: 672nd
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Phocidaea

Population14.763 billion

CapitalManha Phócidaea
LeaderConsul Tiver Célj Phóca

Currencyadamás
Animalharp seal

The Republic of Phocidaea is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Consul Tiver Célj Phóca with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.763 billion Phocidaeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manha Phócidaea. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phocidaean economy, worth a remarkable 2,648 trillion adamás a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,369 adamás, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown. Phocidaea's national animal is the harp seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Phocidaea is ranked 3,872nd in the world and 132nd in Osiris for Most Inclusive, scoring 241.88 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 402ndMost Advanced Public Education: 668thLargest Publishing Industry: 672ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 692ndNicest Citizens: 1,015thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,317thHealthiest Citizens: 1,378thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,395thSmartest Citizens: 1,556thSafest: 1,592ndTop
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Most Developed: 1,905thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,608thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,700thMost Pacifist: 3,190thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,856thMost Inclusive: 3,872ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,944thHighest Economic Output: 3,984thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,272ndLargest Governments: 5,126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,717thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,062ndBest Weather: 6,549thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,621stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,096thMost Cultured: 7,459thLowest Crime Rates: 7,888thHighest Average Incomes: 7,921stNudest: 8,667thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,530thMost Secular: 12,574thMost Politically Free: 12,937thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,811thMost Efficient Economies: 16,244th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 58th in the regionSafest: 68th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionMost Pacifist: 117th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 121st in the regionMost Inclusive: 132nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 142nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 147th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 150th in the regionLargest Governments: 238th in the regionLargest Populations: 253rd in the regionBest Weather: 267th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 276th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 293rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 300th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 317th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 318th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 341st in the regionMost Cultured: 342nd in the regionNudest: 346th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 354th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 394th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Phocidaea, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Phocidaea, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Phocidaea, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Phocidaea, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Phocidaea, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Phocidaea, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
  • : Following new legislation in Phocidaea, the justice of Phocidaea is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Phocidaea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Phocidaea, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Phocidaea, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.

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