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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,803rdMost Influential: 5,066thHealthiest Citizens: 7,082nd
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Long Live the Revolution!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Philippine Marxist Government

Population1.123 billion

CapitalManila
LeaderDear Leader
FaithSocialism

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalPhilippine Eagle

The Dictatorship of Philippine Marxist Government is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.123 billion Filipinos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 143 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 127,768 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, Philippine Marxist Government Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philippine Marxist Government's national animal is the Philippine Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Socialism.

Philippine Marxist Government is ranked 228,856th in the world and 475th in The Leftist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 61.76 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,803rdMost Influential: 5,066thHealthiest Citizens: 7,082ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,597thLowest Crime Rates: 8,891stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,219thMost Developed: 11,889thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,865thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,930thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,422ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,862ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,955thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,432ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,455thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,786thLargest Governments: 15,500thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,344thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,582ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,317thHighest Average Incomes: 20,557thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,630thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,711thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,855thMost Conservative: 21,625thBest Weather: 21,674thMost Efficient Economies: 22,327thSmartest Citizens: 23,671stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,768th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Philippine Marxist Government, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippine Marxist Government, Philippine Marxist Government Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippine Marxist Government, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippine Marxist Government, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Philippine Marxist Government was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Philippine Marxist Government voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Following new legislation in Philippine Marxist Government, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippine Marxist Government, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Dear Leader's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippine Marxist Government, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Philippine Marxist Government, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.

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