The Dictatorship of Philippine Marxist Government is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.123 billion Filipinos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 143 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 127,768 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, Philippine Marxist Government Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philippine Marxist Government's national animal is the Philippine Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Socialism.

Philippine Marxist Government is ranked 228,856^th in the world and 475^th in The Leftist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 61.76 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.