The Kingdom of Philipino is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.057 billion Philipinoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Philipinoan economy, worth 45.3 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,825 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philipino's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Philipino is ranked 1,393^rd in the world and 832^nd in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 144 valid endorsements.