The United Kingdom of Pheonixknight is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by D Hermes with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.793 billion Phonixknightians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pheonixknightian economy, worth 545 trillion Bytecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,700 Bytecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, Pheonixknight Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pheonixknight's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pheonixknight is ranked 152,544^th in the world and 196^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 55.44 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.