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Largest Welfare Programs: 11,157thMost Pacifist: 12,730thBest Weather: 16,358th
The Consoling Advisement of
Democratic Socialists
Is one condemned to be a victim once victimized?
Security Adviser
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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PhD in Victimology

Population15.137 billion

Capitalfill in these blanks
LeaderBenjamin Mendelsohn

Animalshrunken head

The Consoling Advisement of PhD in Victimology is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benjamin Mendelsohn with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 15.137 billion Victims are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of fill in these blanks. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Victimized economy, worth 752 trillion victims a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,683 victims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in fill in these blanks for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PhD in Victimology's national animal is the shrunken head, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Psychology.

PhD in Victimology is ranked 65,874th in the world and 4th in Radiant for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,843.13 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 11,157thMost Pacifist: 12,730thTop
Best Weather: 16,358thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,428thNicest Citizens: 17,488thMost Stationary: 18,063rdSafest: 18,775thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,833rdLargest Populations: 20,149thHealthiest Citizens: 22,331stMost Inclusive: 22,555thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,249thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,663rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,680thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,240th

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