Population | 21.07 billion |
Capital | Petzepolis |
Leader | Supreme Petz Leader |
Currency | Petz Mark |
Animal | Chicken |
The Multiversal Empire of PetzConfederation is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Petz Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.07 billion Petz are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petzepolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Petz economy, worth a remarkable 9,907 trillion Petz Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 470,202 Petz Marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,643,409 per year while the poor average 41,327, a ratio of 64.0 to 1.
Aides are afraid to ask if Supreme Petz Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details, and many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PetzConfederation's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
PetzConfederation is ranked 306,564th in the world and 12,662nd in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring -49 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PetzConfederation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : PetzConfederation's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : PetzConfederation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : PetzConfederation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Following new legislation in PetzConfederation, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight.
- : PetzConfederation was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
- : Following new legislation in PetzConfederation, the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details.
- : Following new legislation in PetzConfederation, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
- : PetzConfederation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : Following new legislation in PetzConfederation, aides are afraid to ask if Supreme Petz Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.