The Brazilian Christmas Kingdom of Petriland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.398 billion Brazilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Claus City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Brazilian economy, worth 501 trillion JPSMoney-Stantvias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 209,321 JPSMoney-Stantvias, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, the statue in the Solo Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, and gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones. Crime is totally unknown. Petriland's national animal is the reindr, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Petriland is ranked 248,131^st in the world and 97^th in The United Democratic States for Most Authoritarian, with 371.26 milliStalins.