The Empire of Perzische Keizer is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Imperial Majesty King Babak the 1st with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.324 billion Perzen hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Perzisch economy, worth 864 trillion Ashrafis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,845 Ashrafis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime is totally unknown. Perzische Keizer's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Perzische Keizer is ranked 12,058^th in the world and 206^th in 10000 Islands for Most Pacifist, with 132.09 Cheeks Turned Per Day.