The Republic of PERONIANCAPITALIST is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.735 billion PERONIANCAPITALISTians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient PERONIANCAPITALISTian economy, worth a remarkable 1,305 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 168,781 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PERONIANCAPITALIST's national animal is the Loro, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
PERONIANCAPITALIST is ranked 136,144th in the world and 39th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,848.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
PERONIANCAPITALIST, royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades.
- : Following new legislation in
PERONIANCAPITALIST, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in
PERONIANCAPITALIST, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales.
- : Following new legislation in
PERONIANCAPITALIST, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in
PERONIANCAPITALIST, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
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PERONIANCAPITALIST was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
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PERONIANCAPITALIST was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
PERONIANCAPITALIST, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in
PERONIANCAPITALIST, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
- : Following new legislation in
PERONIANCAPITALIST, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.