The Constitunional Monarchy of Permorania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Arron IX with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.388 billion Permoranians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Relta. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Permoranian economy, worth 426 trillion euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,010 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Permorania's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholic.

Permorania is ranked 125,662^nd in the world and 708^th in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 1,149.97 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.