The Federal Commonwealth of Perionland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Joseph Sawyer with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.654 billion Perionns enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Perionnish economy, worth a remarkable 2,435 trillion Perionnish Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,384 Perionnish Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no representation without taxation, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perionland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Perionland is ranked 22,307^th in the world and 1^st in International Economic Union for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,732.95 on the Gilded Widget Scale.