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Nicest Citizens: 721st Most Compassionate Citizens: 744th Healthiest Citizens: 1,112th
The Lonely North Winds of
Democratic Socialists
You Can't Take the Sky from Me
Mayor Steven Perez
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

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The Lonely North Winds of Perezonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mayor Steven Perez with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.786 billion Perezonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenity Valley. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The enormous but inefficient Perezonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion drachmas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,558 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Perezonia Blood Tithe, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perezonia's national animal is the bunneh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Perezonia is ranked 80,820th in the world and 92nd in The Internationale for Largest Black Market, with 244 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Nicest Citizens: 721stMost Compassionate Citizens: 744thHealthiest Citizens: 1,112thMost Pacifist: 1,121stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,136thBest Weather: 1,449thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,627thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,830thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,924thSafest: 1,969thMost Cultured: 2,115thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,329thSmartest Citizens: 3,097thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,259thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,421stLargest Populations: 5,945thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,200thMost Inclusive: 6,271stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,611thLargest Governments: 7,118thLowest Crime Rates: 7,413thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,098thHighest Economic Output: 8,571stTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,408thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,621stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,810thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,371stMost Devout: 12,287thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,097thNudest: 16,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,625th
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Largest Populations: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Perezonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Perezonia was endorsed by The FALGSC People's Republic of Cheetoland.
  • : Perezonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Perezonia Blood Tithe.
  • : Perezonia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.

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