Nicest Citizens: 682nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 686th Healthiest Citizens: 1,069th
The Lonely North Winds of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
You Can't Take the Sky from Me
Mayor Steven Perez
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Good

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The Lonely North Winds of Perezonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mayor Steven Perez with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.186 billion Perezonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenity Valley. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The enormous but inefficient Perezonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,111 trillion drachmas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,217 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perezonia's national animal is the bunneh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Perezonia is ranked 8,586th in the world and 121st in The Internationale for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,827.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Nicest Citizens: 682ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 686thHealthiest Citizens: 1,069thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,166thMost Pacifist: 1,183rdBest Weather: 1,505thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,550thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,002ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,027thMost Cultured: 2,321stSafest: 2,345thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,505thSmartest Citizens: 3,137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,620thMost Inclusive: 5,948thLargest Populations: 6,243rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,297thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,392ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,611thTop
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Largest Governments: 8,537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,586thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,698thLowest Crime Rates: 8,866thMost Income Equality: 9,193rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,765thHighest Economic Output: 9,881stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,549thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,938thMost Devout: 13,513thNudest: 14,876th
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionSafest: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Perezonia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Perezonia's influence in The Internationale rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.

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