Largest Welfare Programs: 1,763rd Largest Populations: 2,318th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,698th
The Nine Lives of
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The Nine Lives of Percy J Pickleface is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 22.917 billion Percy J Picklefaceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Percy J Pickleface City. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Percy J Picklefacean economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion Kitty Treats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,071 Kitty Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, sex changes are routinely performed at Percy J Pickleface's hospitals, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, and prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Percy J Pickleface's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Percy J Pickleface is ranked 81,088th in the world and 2nd in A Van Down by the River for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,763rdLargest Populations: 2,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,698thMost Influential: 3,205thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,284thBest Weather: 4,334thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,510thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,868thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,008thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,361stHighest Economic Output: 6,772ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,374thMost Cultured: 10,931stSmartest Citizens: 11,691stMost Pacifist: 12,070thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,364thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,479thLargest Governments: 13,633rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,712th

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