The Great Imperial Squire State of Perah is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Kenzo with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.106 billion Perahns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitalist City. The average income tax rate is 25.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Perahian economy, worth 157 trillion Crests a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 142,665 Crests, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, group hugs break out during floor votes, Perah's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Perah's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kenzoism.

Perah is ranked 172,661^st in the world and 7,942^nd in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 21.35 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.