The Dictatorship of Peplesania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pemful Navum II with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avant-garde cinema, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.907 billion Peplesanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kikipolis. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Peplesanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,730 trillion Mesfurs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 462,274 Mesfurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Police nightsticks see use all day long, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Peplesania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pemfulism.

Peplesania is ranked 59,088^th in the world and 181^st in Europeia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,194.49 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.