The Dictatorship of Peplesania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pemful Navum II with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.993 billion Peplesanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kikipolis. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Peplesanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,775 trillion Mesfurs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 477,930 Mesfurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times, it's always rabbit season, and it is said that a Peplesanian woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Peplesania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pemfulism.

Peplesania is ranked 268,257^th in the world and 975^th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 0.17 quips per hour.