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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Devout: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 57th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strengh by Obedience
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Peplesania

Population5.907 billion

CapitalKikipolis
LeaderPemful Navum II
FaithPemfulism

CurrencyMesfur
AnimalEagle

The Dictatorship of Peplesania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pemful Navum II with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avant-garde cinema, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.907 billion Peplesanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kikipolis. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Peplesanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,730 trillion Mesfurs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 462,274 Mesfurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Police nightsticks see use all day long, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Peplesania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pemfulism.

Peplesania is ranked 59,088th in the world and 181st in Europeia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,194.49 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Devout: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 57thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59thMost Ignorant Citizens: 83rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 111thMost Corrupt Governments: 114thLargest Mining Sector: 144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 182ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 209thMost Avoided: 286thMost Primitive: 391stHighest Average Incomes: 424thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 480thLargest Black Market: 556thHighest Poor Incomes: 586thLargest Insurance Industry: 679thLowest Crime Rates: 842ndFattest Citizens: 1,389thLargest Governments: 1,950thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,665thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,937thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,974thRudest Citizens: 4,405thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,695thHighest Economic Output: 4,968thMost Efficient Economies: 5,426thMost Authoritarian: 7,611thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,029thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,625thMost Stationary: 17,784thMost Influential: 19,554th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 46th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 61st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 77th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Peplesania, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Peplesania, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Peplesania, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Following new legislation in Peplesania, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Peplesania, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
  • : Following new legislation in Peplesania, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Peplesania, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Peplesania, the full title of Hon Pemful Navum II Vcte Mgve MF DPLM GCPE runs to several pages.
  • : Following new legislation in Peplesania, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports.
  • : Following new legislation in Peplesania, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.

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