The Armed Republic of Pepesstan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.244 billion Pepesstanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.1%.

The Pepesstanian economy, worth 704 trillion Keks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,202 Keks, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, voting is voluntary, Frogs are considered a delicacy, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pepesstan's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pepesstan is ranked 190,042^nd in the world and 44^th in United Fascist Workers Association for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.58 law-abiding acts per hour.