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Most Armed: 7,573rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,891stMost Authoritarian: 22,966th
The Federation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Mission Accomplished
Civil Rights
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Peoples Republic of Ontario

Population416 million


The Federation of Peoples Republic of Ontario is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 416 million Ontarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Ontarian economy, worth 11.5 trillion Idks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 27,745 Idks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, gun ownership is compulsory, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Republic of Ontario's national animal is the Idk, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Peoples Republic of Ontario is ranked 195,692nd in the world and 161st in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 7,573rdTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,891stMost Authoritarian: 22,966th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the region

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