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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,170thMost Influential: 2,674thNicest Citizens: 7,302nd
The Dictatorship of
Libertarian Police State
Thankful for our Patronage
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Peoples National Patronage

Population2.276 billion



The Dictatorship of Peoples National Patronage is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.276 billion Patronage are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patreon. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Patronagean economy, worth 201 trillion Patreons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 88,464 Patreons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples National Patronage's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Peoples National Patronage is ranked 42,113th in the world and 1,210th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 4.05 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,170thTop
Most Influential: 2,674thNicest Citizens: 7,302ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,421stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,234thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,498thMost Inclusive: 8,505thHealthiest Citizens: 10,992ndTop
Most Secular: 13,919thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,285thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,691stMost Cultured: 15,060thBest Weather: 15,153rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,800thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,863rdSmartest Citizens: 17,918thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,303rdLargest Welfare Programs: 19,400thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,613thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,940thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,897thMost Developed: 23,343rd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 247th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 250th in the regionNicest Citizens: 260th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 265th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 274th in the regionMost Inclusive: 299th in the regionMost Influential: 334th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 351st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 387th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 432nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 433rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 455th in the regionMost Secular: 465th in the regionBest Weather: 510th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 545th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 569th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 572nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 590th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 629th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 689th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 695th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 699th in the regionMost Developed: 701st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 729th in the region

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