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Most Advanced Public Transport: 296th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 839th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 990th
The Commonwealth of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Long Live the People's Revolution!
Founder / Emperor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Peoples Free Republic of Romania

Population7.156 billion



The Commonwealth of Peoples Free Republic of Romania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lenin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.156 billion Romanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion RONS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,487 RONS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media have begun calling the government treasury "Lenin's stash", international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Peoples Free Republic of Romania, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and men stare at wall-pictures of Lenin's face when they visit public urinals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Free Republic of Romania's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Peoples Free Republic of Romania is ranked 141,931st in the world and 28th in Auralia for Most Pro-Market, scoring -68.22 on the Rand Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 296thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 839thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 990thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,226thLargest Black Market: 1,411thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,775thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,829thMost Secular: 2,214thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,505thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,534thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,601stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,616thLargest Governments: 3,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,419thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,533rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,777thHighest Average Incomes: 5,017thMost Efficient Economies: 6,030thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,777thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,895thTop
Most Authoritarian: 8,903rdHighest Economic Output: 9,036thMost Conservative: 9,189thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,927th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the region

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