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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,147thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,197thBest Weather: 13,113th
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State
Long live alaska
President governor George Alexander Par
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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People republie of alaska

Population2.344 billion

CapitalJuneau
LeaderPresident governor George Alexander Par
FaithChristian Jewish Islam Buddhist Hindu

Currencyalaskan dollar Alaskan cent
Animalbrown bear

The United Socialist States of People republie of alaska is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President governor George Alexander Par with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.344 billion armed forces of alaska are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. The average income tax rate is 66.0%.

The frighteningly efficient alaskan economy, worth 264 trillion alaskan dollar Alaskan cents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,756 alaskan dollar Alaskan cents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds, vehicular homicide by alaskan ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, and advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. People republie of alaska's national animal is the brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Jewish Islam Buddhist Hindu.

People republie of alaska is ranked 28,510th in the world and 34th in Wintercrest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.21 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,147thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,197thTop
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Best Weather: 13,113thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,895thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,475thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,648thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,068thMost Cultured: 20,402ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,499thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,590thMost Developed: 21,895thHealthiest Citizens: 22,447thMost Patriotic: 22,823rdMost Secular: 23,393rdMost Rebellious Youth: 23,780thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,843rdHighest Food Quality: 24,129th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in People republie of alaska, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five.
  • : Following new legislation in People republie of alaska, vehicular homicide by alaskan ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
  • : Following new legislation in People republie of alaska, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in People republie of alaska, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : People republie of alaska was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in People republie of alaska, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in People republie of alaska, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Following new legislation in People republie of alaska, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in People republie of alaska, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : People republie of alaska was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.

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