by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 2,949thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,094thSafest: 3,759th
The Worker's Awesomeland of
Democratic Socialists
First in Coolness
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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People of Nolan

Population4.277 billion

CapitalEnder City
LeaderLeader Nolan
FaithChurch of The FSM

CurrencyNolanian Moniez

The Worker's Awesomeland of People of Nolan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leader Nolan with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.277 billion People of Nolanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ender City. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient People of Nolanian economy, worth 554 trillion Nolanian Moniezzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,693 Nolanian Moniezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. People of Nolan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of The FSM.

People of Nolan is ranked 297,967th in the world and 219th in The Free Nations Region for Fattest Citizens, with 4.88 Obesity Rate.

Most Pacifist: 2,949thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,094thSafest: 3,759thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,136thHealthiest Citizens: 4,375thNicest Citizens: 4,622ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,950thHighest Food Quality: 5,656thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,797thBest Weather: 5,859thMost Inclusive: 6,065thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,440thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,828thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,013thMost Cultured: 7,068thMost Developed: 7,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,263rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,882ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,550thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,573rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,764thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,879thSmartest Citizens: 10,915thLargest Governments: 11,165thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,229thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,637thMost Efficient Economies: 11,659thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,117thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,209thTop
Most Secular: 15,533rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,060thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,705thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,453rdHighest Average Incomes: 24,290thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,881stMost Cheerful Citizens: 29,858th
Most Pacifist: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Average: 10th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the region

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