The Worker's Awesomeland of People of Nolan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leader Nolan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.091 billion People of Nolanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ender City. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient People of Nolanian economy, worth 365 trillion Nolanian Moniezzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,296 Nolanian Moniezzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and People of Nolanians seem to be catching more chills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. People of Nolan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of The FSM.

People of Nolan is ranked 245,154^th in the world and 448^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Armed, with 0.12 weapons per person.