The Worker's Awesomeland of People of Nolan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader Nolan with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.349 billion People of Nolanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ender City. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient People of Nolanian economy, worth 288 trillion Nolanian Moniezzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 122,645 Nolanian Moniezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, torture is illegal, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Leader Nolan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. People of Nolan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of The FSM.

People of Nolan is ranked 91,111^th in the world and 202^nd in The Free Nations Region for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,726.27 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.