by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 3,097thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,238thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,631st
The Worker's Awesomeland of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Love is love, and no love, no tacos.
Leader Nolan
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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People of Nolan

Population2.349 billion

CapitalEnder City
LeaderLeader Nolan
FaithChurch of The FSM

CurrencyNolanian Moniez

The Worker's Awesomeland of People of Nolan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader Nolan with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.349 billion People of Nolanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ender City. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient People of Nolanian economy, worth 288 trillion Nolanian Moniezzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 122,645 Nolanian Moniezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, torture is illegal, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Leader Nolan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. People of Nolan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of The FSM.

People of Nolan is ranked 91,111th in the world and 202nd in The Free Nations Region for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,726.27 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Influential: 3,097thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,238thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,631stMost Pacifist: 4,126thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,304thSafest: 4,735thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,718thHealthiest Citizens: 6,347thHighest Food Quality: 6,966thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,974thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,109thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,229thNicest Citizens: 7,677thBest Weather: 7,774thMost Cultured: 7,849thMost Inclusive: 7,894thMost Developed: 8,563rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,582ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,753rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,547thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,767thSmartest Citizens: 11,309thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,207thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,313thMost Secular: 13,407thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,894thLargest Governments: 14,461stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,651stMost Efficient Economies: 15,335thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,427thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,799thHighest Average Incomes: 22,614th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionNicest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the region

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