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Most Influential: 2,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,199thMost Pacifist: 3,563rd
The Worker's Awesomeland of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
First in Coolness
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Vassal
Ministry of Culture
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People of Nolan

Population3.091 billion

CapitalEnder City
LeaderLeader Nolan
FaithChurch of The FSM

CurrencyNolanian Moniez
AnimalPeacock

The Worker's Awesomeland of People of Nolan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leader Nolan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.091 billion People of Nolanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ender City. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient People of Nolanian economy, worth 365 trillion Nolanian Moniezzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,296 Nolanian Moniezzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and People of Nolanians seem to be catching more chills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. People of Nolan's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of The FSM.

People of Nolan is ranked 245,154th in the world and 448th in The Free Nations Region for Most Armed, with 0.12 weapons per person.

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Most Influential: 2,180thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,199thMost Pacifist: 3,563rdSafest: 4,127thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,590thHealthiest Citizens: 4,683rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,227thNicest Citizens: 5,751stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,781stBest Weather: 5,956thHighest Food Quality: 6,021stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,378thMost Inclusive: 6,612thMost Cultured: 7,516thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,710thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,735thMost Developed: 7,764thLowest Crime Rates: 9,028thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,507thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,942ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,839thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,262ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,381stSmartest Citizens: 12,239thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,883rdMost Secular: 12,923rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,086thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,723rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,707thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,140thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,607thMost Average: 21,097thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,575thHighest Average Incomes: 24,631st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Average: 13th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38th in the regionMost Stationary: 39th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : People of Nolan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Wickedly evil people".
  • : Following new legislation in People of Nolan, People of Nolanians seem to be catching more chills.
  • : Following new legislation in People of Nolan, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in People of Nolan, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
  • : Following new legislation in People of Nolan, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws.
  • : Following new legislation in People of Nolan, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
  • : Following new legislation in People of Nolan, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
  • : People of Nolan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Omnibus Due Process Act".
  • : People of Nolan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : People of Nolan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Dalimbar".

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