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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 796th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,202nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,324th
The Province of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Government seems to me a part of religion itself.
Governor Penn
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Pennnsylvania

Population9.39 billion

CapitalPhiladelphia
LeaderGovernor Penn

CurrencyPound
AnimalWhitetail Dear

The Province of Pennnsylvania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor Penn with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.39 billion Pennnsylvanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The strong Pennnsylvanian economy, worth 949 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 101,162 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,123 per year while the poor average 21,921, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Politicians have tenure, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, and Pennnsylvanians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pennnsylvania's national animal is the Whitetail Dear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pennnsylvania is ranked 167,890th in the world and 11th in The Snowy Peninsula for Most Cultured, scoring 37 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 796thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,202ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,324thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 1,724thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,847thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,256thMost Armed: 2,908thMost Devout: 3,028thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,268thMost Avoided: 7,745thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,845thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,685thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,942ndBest Weather: 9,297thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,326thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,609thHighest Economic Output: 15,506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,408thHealthiest Citizens: 16,645th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pennnsylvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Pennnsylvania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Pennnsylvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Pennnsylvania, Pennnsylvanians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Pennnsylvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Pennnsylvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Pennnsylvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Pennnsylvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Pennnsylvania, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Pennnsylvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

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