Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th Most Devout: 45th
The Icy Nation of
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Pengwins 1 : Penguins 0
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The Icy Nation of Pengwiniah is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ashuas Trnalos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.297 billion Pengwiniahns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sign. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pengiwiniahian economy, worth a remarkable 4,562 trillion beaks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,142 beaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pengwiniah Blood Tithe, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pengwiniah's national animal is the pengwin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pengwini-ism.

Pengwiniah is ranked 156,800th in the world and 42nd in Antarctica for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 26.9 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18thMost Devout: 45thBest Weather: 107thLowest Crime Rates: 136thMost Beautiful Environments: 139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 141stMost Ignorant Citizens: 158thMost Primitive: 164thSafest: 322ndLongest Average Lifespans: 429thMost Pacifist: 586thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 649thMost Efficient Economies: 679thLargest Governments: 762ndLargest Populations: 1,049thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,086thHighest Economic Output: 1,116thMost Stationary: 1,349thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,426thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,290thMost Influential: 2,377thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,950thHighest Average Incomes: 7,577thTop
Most Conservative: 8,230thMost Authoritarian: 9,782ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,838th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the region

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