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Most Armed: 4,917thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,672ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,605th
The Modern Warfare NS Yegorland of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hold the line, push forward Comrade!
Yegor Arturovich Novak
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Population2.933 billion

CapitalVerdansk or Z101
LeaderYegor Arturovich Novak

AnimalNikodim Rodionovich

The Modern Warfare NS Yegorland of Penguinya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Yegor Arturovich Novak with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.933 billion Yegors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdansk or Z101. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yegor economy, worth 333 trillion Rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,618 Rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 497,889 per year while the poor average 16,329, a ratio of 30.5 to 1.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Verdansk Or Z101 Nikodim Rodionoviches' triumph against long odds, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, and photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Yegor Arturovich Novak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguinya's national animal is the Nikodim Rodionovich, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yegorism.

Penguinya is ranked 49,933rd in the world and 626th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 433.37775736028 Days.

Most Armed: 4,917thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,672ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,605thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,072ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,491stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,633rdMost Cultured: 13,676thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,808thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,142ndMost Influential: 14,408thNicest Citizens: 15,721stHealthiest Citizens: 16,193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,365thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,021stMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,113thMost Developed: 18,849thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,120thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,441stMost Corrupt Governments: 21,656thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,055th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 82nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Influential: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 245th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 262nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 275th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 309th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 326th in the regionLargest Black Market: 327th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 346th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 374th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 384th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 396th in the regionNicest Citizens: 421st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 474th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 486th in the regionMost Developed: 490th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 492nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 532nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 576th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 609th in the region

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