The Post-Apocalyptic Kingdom of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Dorin with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.105 billion Polsealians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polsealia City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Polsealian economy, worth a remarkable 6,816 trillion Krillems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 282,783 Krillems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Polsealianism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 3,304^th in the world and 1^st in Wintreath for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 70 valid endorsements.