The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pengala Guinian with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 17.309 billion Penguinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,501 trillion Golden Shoelaces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 260,063 Golden Shoelaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and on-duty Air Penguin Dictators flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Penguism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 87,649^th in the world and 162^nd in Wintreath for Most Extreme, scoring 17.43 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.