The Post-Apocalyptic Kingdom of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Dorin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.129 billion Polsealians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polsealia City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Polsealian economy, worth a remarkable 6,826 trillion Krillems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 282,908 Krillems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, farting etiquette is taught in schools, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Polsealianism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 81,243^rd in the world and 159^th in Wintreath for Most Income Equality, scoring 46.85 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.