The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pengala Guinian with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 16.54 billion Penguinians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,300 trillion Golden Shoelaces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 260,015 Golden Shoelaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art", and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Penguism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 166,501^st in the world and 260^th in Wintreath for Most Armed, with 0.07 Weapons Per Person.