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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th Safest: 67th Largest Mining Sector: 630th
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Penguin Dictators

Population16.902 billion

LeaderPengala Guinian

CurrencyGolden Shoelace
AnimalFrilly Elephant Bird

The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pengala Guinian with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 16.902 billion Penguinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,396 trillion Golden Shoelaces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 260,111 Golden Shoelaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Penguism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 167,514th in the world and 375th in Wintreath for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.3 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 64thSafest: 67thLargest Mining Sector: 630thLowest Crime Rates: 655thLargest Insurance Industry: 664thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 973rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,136thMost Avoided: 1,157thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,258thHighest Economic Output: 1,640thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,714thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,976thHighest Average Incomes: 2,412thMost Efficient Economies: 2,630thLargest Governments: 2,775thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,388thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,456thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,636thRudest Citizens: 5,191stLargest Populations: 6,669thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,166thHealthiest Citizens: 8,011thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,229thLargest Retail Industry: 11,017thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,678th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the region

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