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Pengala Guinian
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Penguin Dictators

Population16.744 billion

CapitalPenguinia
LeaderPengala Guinian
FaithPenguism

CurrencyGolden Shoelace
AnimalFrilly Elephant Bird

The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pengala Guinian with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 16.744 billion Penguinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,355 trillion Golden Shoelaces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 260,111 Golden Shoelaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Penguism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 3,732nd in the world and 5th in Wintreath for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 11,768.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 64thSafest: 68thLowest Crime Rates: 641stLargest Mining Sector: 651stLargest Insurance Industry: 684thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 967thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,045thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,087thMost Avoided: 1,152ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,245thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,585thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,740thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,029thHighest Average Incomes: 2,298thMost Efficient Economies: 2,705thLargest Governments: 2,749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,063rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,229thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,732ndRudest Citizens: 4,948thLargest Populations: 6,357thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,212thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 8,168thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,993rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,111thLargest Retail Industry: 10,624thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,792nd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Penguin Dictators's influence in Wintreath rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Penguin Dictators's influence in Wintreath rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Penguin Dictators's influence in Wintreath rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Penguin Dictators's influence in Wintreath rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Penguin Dictators's influence in Wintreath rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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