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Safest: 130thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 174thLowest Crime Rates: 559th
The Post-Apocalyptic Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
A better future for all Polar Bearians and Sealians!
Emperor Dorin
Influence
Handshaker
WA Delegate / Jarl of Culture / Elected Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Penguin Dictators

Population24.129 billion

CapitalPolsealia City
LeaderEmperor Dorin
FaithPolsealianism

CurrencyKrillem
AnimalFrilly Elephant Bird

The Post-Apocalyptic Kingdom of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Dorin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.129 billion Polsealians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polsealia City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Polsealian economy, worth a remarkable 6,826 trillion Krillems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 282,908 Krillems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, farting etiquette is taught in schools, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Polsealianism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 81,243rd in the world and 159th in Wintreath for Most Income Equality, scoring 46.85 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Safest: 130thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 174thLowest Crime Rates: 559thMost Patriotic: 642ndLargest Insurance Industry: 870thLargest Mining Sector: 1,070thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,356thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,384thHighest Economic Output: 1,425thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,528thLargest Governments: 1,829thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,926thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,010thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,334thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,738thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,115thMost Influential: 3,220thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,558thHealthiest Citizens: 3,760thMost Efficient Economies: 3,782ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,053rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,492ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,609thMost Developed: 4,773rdLargest Populations: 5,783rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,096thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,986thSmartest Citizens: 7,361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,752ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,462ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,614thLargest Retail Industry: 11,260thMost Secular: 11,723rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,635thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,262ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,068thMost Inclusive: 18,630thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,722nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Penguin Dictators was endorsed by The Kingdom of Giumdi.
  • : Penguin Dictators was endorsed by The United States of North Eastland.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Penguin Dictators voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Penguin Dictators voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"".

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