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Penguin Dictators

Population22.854 billion

LeaderAlastor Pnoote

AnimalFrilly Elephant Bird

The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alastor Pnoote with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.854 billion Penguinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 6,173 trillion Krillems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 270,144 Krillems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Penguin Dictators isn't what it used to be, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, Penguinians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Penguism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 244,135th in the world and 401st in Wintreath for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -22.14 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Safest: 107thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 140thLargest Insurance Industry: 769thLowest Crime Rates: 770thLargest Mining Sector: 857thMost Patriotic: 1,069thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,388thHighest Economic Output: 1,542ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,572ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,583rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,589thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,590thTop
Largest Governments: 2,672ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,944thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,071stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,131stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,571stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,580thMost Efficient Economies: 4,717thRudest Citizens: 4,865thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,941stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,018thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,760thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,918thLargest Populations: 5,941stHealthiest Citizens: 7,350thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,500thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,888thMost Influential: 8,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,275thMost Developed: 10,765thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,363rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,137thSmartest Citizens: 14,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,675thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,811th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionTop
Most Average: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the region

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