The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pengala Guinian with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 16.902 billion Penguinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,396 trillion Golden Shoelaces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 260,111 Golden Shoelaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Penguism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 167,514^th in the world and 375^th in Wintreath for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.3 Crimes Per Hour.