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Safest: 131stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 177thLowest Crime Rates: 563rd
The Post-Apocalyptic Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
A better future for all Polar Bearians and Sealians!
Emperor Dorin
Influence
Handshaker
WA Delegate / Jarl of Culture / Elected Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Penguin Dictators

Population24.105 billion

CapitalPolsealia City
LeaderEmperor Dorin
FaithPolsealianism

CurrencyKrillem
AnimalFrilly Elephant Bird

The Post-Apocalyptic Kingdom of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Dorin with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.105 billion Polsealians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polsealia City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Polsealian economy, worth a remarkable 6,816 trillion Krillems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 282,783 Krillems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Polsealianism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 3,304th in the world and 1st in Wintreath for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 70 valid endorsements.

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Safest: 131stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 177thLowest Crime Rates: 563rdMost Patriotic: 636thLargest Insurance Industry: 871stLargest Mining Sector: 1,061stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,345thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,390thHighest Economic Output: 1,429thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,519thLargest Governments: 1,833rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,914thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,365thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,744thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,142ndMost Influential: 3,271stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,304thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,571stHealthiest Citizens: 3,748thMost Efficient Economies: 3,780thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,024thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,605thMost Developed: 4,812thLargest Populations: 5,789thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,042ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,885thSmartest Citizens: 7,404thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,793rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,300thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,580thLargest Retail Industry: 11,224thMost Secular: 11,692ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,603rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,205thMost Inclusive: 19,319thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,771st
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
  • : Penguin Dictators was endorsed by The Dominion of Lumia Rey.
  • : Penguin Dictators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Penguin Dictators was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.

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