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Pengala Guinian
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Penguin Dictators

Population17.309 billion

CapitalPenguinia
LeaderPengala Guinian
FaithPenguism

CurrencyGolden Shoelace
AnimalFrilly Elephant Bird

The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pengala Guinian with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 17.309 billion Penguinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,501 trillion Golden Shoelaces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 260,063 Golden Shoelaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and on-duty Air Penguin Dictators flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Penguism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 87,649th in the world and 162nd in Wintreath for Most Extreme, scoring 17.43 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 69thSafest: 71stLargest Mining Sector: 619thLargest Insurance Industry: 656thLowest Crime Rates: 672ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 953rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,098thMost Avoided: 1,135thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,145thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,241stHighest Economic Output: 1,617thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,672ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,933rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,422ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,590thLargest Governments: 2,803rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,474thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,547thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,552ndRudest Citizens: 5,646thLargest Populations: 6,569thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,018thHealthiest Citizens: 8,089thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,359thLargest Retail Industry: 11,113thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,464thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,867th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Penguin Dictators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, on-duty Air Penguin Dictators flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Penguin Dictators, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Penguin Dictators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Penguin Dictators's influence in Wintreath rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Penguin Dictators lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
  • : Penguin Dictators lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.

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