The 🙈🙉🙊 of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alastor Pnoote with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.854 billion Penguinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguinia. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 6,173 trillion Krillems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 270,144 Krillems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Penguin Dictators isn't what it used to be, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, Penguinians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Penguism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 244,135^th in the world and 401^st in Wintreath for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -22.14 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.