by Max Barry

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Largest Mining Sector: 4,926th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,740th
The Chaotic Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Win, die in battle, or donĺt come back.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population634 million



The Chaotic Queendom of Peismatarika is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 634 million Peismatarikans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takenh÷usen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Peismatarikan economy, worth 55.9 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 88,113 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,330 per year while the poor average 22,698, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, and suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peismatarika's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Peismatarika is ranked 136,561st in the world and 6,077th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 1.39 Average Smiles Per Day.

Largest Mining Sector: 4,926thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,740th
Largest Mining Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 221st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 375th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 473rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 527th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 558th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 627th in the region

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