The Kingdom of PEG is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.559 billion PEGians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The all-consuming PEGian economy, worth 172 trillion pis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 110,560 pis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PEG's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PEG is ranked 6,735^th in the world and 303^rd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 46.57 Flags saluted per person per day.