The Kingdom of PEG is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 629 million PEGians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong PEGian economy, worth 55.9 trillion pis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,931 pis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

PEGian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers, a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PEG's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

PEG is ranked 126,277^th in the world and 3,272^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 55.9 trillion Standard Monetary Units.