The Democratic Republic of Peepostani is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 434 million Peepostanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turnovo. The average income tax rate is 50.9%.

The Peepostanian economy, worth 23.6 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 54,485 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peepostani's national animal is the Tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Peepostani is ranked 27,167^th in the world and 378^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,771.79 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.