by Max Barry

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,166thMost Primitive: 2,314thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,733rd
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Peeel

Population1.894 billion

CapitalSt Peeelersburg
LeaderKing Harkinian

CurrencyRupee
AnimalHorse

The United States of Peeel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Harkinian with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.894 billion Peeelers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Peeelersburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.6%.

The all-consuming Peeelian economy, worth 152 trillion Rupees a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,775 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

In pet stores nationwide Horses are growing in popularity, it's never "just a game" with Peeelian sports fans, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, and young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peeel's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Peeel is ranked 149,976th in the world and 9th in Hyrule for Most Armed, with 0.18 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,166thMost Primitive: 2,314thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,733rdMost Devout: 5,540thLargest Mining Sector: 6,870thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,944thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,095thLargest Black Market: 10,667thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,849thMost Avoided: 11,354thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,271st
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Peeel, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Peeel, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze.
  • : Following new legislation in Peeel, it's never "just a game" with Peeelian sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Peeel, in pet stores nationwide Horses are growing in popularity.
  • : Following new legislation in Peeel, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Peeel, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Peeel, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Peeel, King Harkinian has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
  • : Following new legislation in Peeel, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • : Following new legislation in Peeel, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done King Harkinian's credibility no favours.

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