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Most Armed: 8,942ndMost Devout: 10,615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,140th
The Pee Pee Poo Poo land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pee Pee Poo Poo Man forever!
Pee Pee Poo Poo Man
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land

Population1.859 billion

CapitalPee Pee Poo Poo Man City
LeaderPee Pee Poo Poo Man
FaithPee Pee Poo Poo Man Theology

CurrencyPee Pee Poo Poo Dollars
AnimalPee Pee Poo Poo Women

The Pee Pee Poo Poo land of Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Pee Pee Poo Poo Man with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.859 billion Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Landers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pee Pee Poo Poo Man City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.6%.

The all-consuming Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Landian economy, worth 191 trillion Pee Pee Poo Poo Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,896 Pee Pee Poo Poo Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land's national animal is the Pee Pee Poo Poo Women, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Theology.

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land is ranked 45,850th in the world and 1st in Time Clock for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 225,205 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
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Most Armed: 8,942ndMost Devout: 10,615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,140thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,023rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,380thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,823rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,423rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,544thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,290thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,422nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land's influence in Time Clock fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land, out-of-work actors say they can't complain.
  • : Following new legislation in Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Land, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.

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