The Wonder Empire of Pedriuni is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bruno Lu'Per with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.226 billion Pedriunians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romanópolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.1%.

The thriving Pedriunian economy, worth 88.3 trillion DINHEIROS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 72,024 DINHEIROS, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pedriuni's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pedriuni is ranked 135,086^th in the world and 6,838^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -165.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.