The Peaceful Dominion of Peach Tree Land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jon Bristle with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.508 billion Peach Treeians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Obnessilsa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Peach Treeian economy, worth 169 trillion aanns a year, is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 67,680 aanns, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Peach Tree Land. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Peach Tree Land's national animal is the Silver Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pacifism.

Peach Tree Land is ranked 106,186^th in the world and 5^th in The Great Storm for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 156,401 Standard Monetary Units.