The Federation of Pazhakia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ivan I Yorakov with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.535 billion Pazhakians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verikyava. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Pazhakian economy, worth 52.7 trillion Roubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,341 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pazhakia's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Pazhakia is ranked 17,032^nd in the world and 75^th in Europeia for Most Authoritarian, with 3,382.85 milliStalins.