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Lowest Crime Rates: 200th Highest Average Tax Rates: 259th Largest Governments: 263rd
The Democratic Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.899 billion

LeaderJohn Allen

AnimalBull Shark

The Democratic Republic of Pazakistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Allen with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.899 billion Pazakistanis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edmonton. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pazakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,815 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 316,396 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pazakistan's national animal is the Bull Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pazakistan is ranked 156,468th in the world and 545th in The Communist Bloc for Most Devout, with 3.94 Prayers Per Hour.

Lowest Crime Rates: 200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 259thLargest Governments: 263rdSafest: 446thMost Subsidized Industry: 476thSmartest Citizens: 499thHighest Poor Incomes: 519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 584thMost Inclusive: 595thMost Developed: 650thMost Advanced Public Transport: 695thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 713thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 746thMost Scientifically Advanced: 774thLongest Average Lifespans: 785thMost Advanced Public Education: 793rdHealthiest Citizens: 957thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,022ndMost Cultured: 1,029thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,233rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,240thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,343rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,355thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,509thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,867thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,884thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,023rdMost Pacifist: 2,967thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,660thHighest Economic Output: 3,793rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,911thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,980thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,973rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,666thBest Weather: 8,124thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,549thNicest Citizens: 10,172ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,239thMost Influential: 10,980thMost Secular: 12,457th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 50th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 57th in the regionMost Pacifist: 64th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74th in the region

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