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Most Primitive: 170th Most Ignorant Citizens: 433rd Most Devout: 1,169th
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Pays den haut

Population9.662 billion


Currencydollar des pays d'en haut
Animalours brun

The Nordic peoples of Pays den haut is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.662 billion Habitants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Jérôme. The average income tax rate is 3.1%.

The powerhouse habitant economy, worth 396 trillion dollar des pays d'en hauts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,014 dollar des pays d'en hauts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationing hippies and old ladies are regularly jailed for bringing back contraband basketry, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, and poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pays den haut's national animal is the ours brun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catholicism.

Pays den haut is ranked 137,287th in the world and 16th in North Eurasia for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.68 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Primitive: 170thMost Ignorant Citizens: 433rdMost Devout: 1,169thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,208thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,040thBest Weather: 2,513thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,852ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,351stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,046thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,252nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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